Dear Dr Ziggy

A simple one but an age-old quandary. How do I get my new squeeze to watch me strut my stuff. Saturday is my favourite day of the week and I want my squeeze to come down to see me strut my stuff but she cites shopping. How do I pull off the impossible

LJ, Balwyn  

Dear Dr Ziggy,

I am a member of an exclusive mens club, the Liberal Party. I strongly believe that women should not be playing at our club as it distracts the younger members of teams from training hard and thus winning matches. I feel that Monash should be a mens only club….. Dr, your thoughts?

S.Newman, Brighton

Dear Dr Ziggy,

I am thinking about retirement as my career is really taking off. My best years of football are probably beyond me now that I am 23. I’m not sure I can commit to one night of training and work, especially when the summer is so nice. I need some advice Doctor- straight up!

Cheers,

M. .Haydos, Brisbane